Week 5

A week late, but the next one comes soon.  "Dog Poo".

It appears there are a few scruffy people living on Southwold, to the point that Cherwell Council have seen fit to intervene.  Highly embarrassing for all, but something needs to be done.

This week the Council are sending a team of shit shovellers to clear up all the rubbish left by residents and people passing through including all the dog shit that owners can't be arsed clearing up.

Let's start with my first rant.  "Responsible Dog Owners".  the ones you never see with a poo bag in hand who think it is okay to turn a blind eye when there dog takes a dump under a tree.  That tree will be cut back (to the heathens who don't get it - these things called hedge trimmers have been in use for decades), exposing you for what you are - a lazy twat with no sense of hygiene.  If your dog shits - CLEAR IT UP.  It isn't the 1980's where white, dried out crap was common place. Children can get under trees too.  Disgusting and very IRRESPONSIBLE.  Wilko's do poo bags and the Council provides bins.

Lift the lid and place your shit bag in the bin PROVIDED

On the flip side you parents whinging about dog shit. Stop dropping ice creams, chocolate, wrappers and other such fattening treats.  CHOCOLATE KILLS DOGS as do swallowed wrappers. 

So.  Thank you Cherwell for cleaning all the crap up.  Southwold is one of the nicest/safest estates around Bicester and should be treated as such with pride - don't want to pick up your dogs shit? Fuck off to some other estate where they don't care.  There will be lots of giveaways during this week on the park area!!!