WTF ...

... is Radioactive Seaweed?  As I am learning all things Web related, I have to have a website, no? Who is Radioactive Seaweed? Here is the explaining part.  

"Radioactive Seaweed" and his sidekick "Cream Bun" helped me get through all my lessons at high school.  (Except for Music - I liked Music).  They were always on hand to block out the boring nature of learning as well as being great at keeping me awake in class with their ridiculous observations. 

 We parted ways after Mr Seaweed got me in a whole heap of trouble during my first attempt at GCSE Maths.  I blame the vicious Mrs B for not realising I had only done one out of the five text books over a three year period and Cream Bun reckoned that the examiner needed to get the bug out of his arse.  This is a crude recreation of what Seaweed and Creamy did in the hope of cheering up the examiner, they are obviously so much better at what they do:

I don't see the problem??!!

I still don't see why I got the blame and threatened to be banned from all my exams with the same exam board.  It wasn't me it was those pesky freaks and jeezus lighten up, I bet the guy smiled, mind you he was a maths teacher and in my experience they don't have much of a sense of humour.  

What is my website about? God knows, but it is great to be approached by my teenage companions with a view to working together once again - I missed you guys! They will of course be getting a whole new look as they learn about the new digital age.  They have been on holiday in Guardalajara for over 20 years - not the best place for a piece of seaweed, but he is re-hydrating as we speak.  

All my blogs will be transferred over to the website and Radioactive Seaweed along with Cream Bun have promised not to interfere with them although Seaweed wants me to remove my recipe for seabass and samphire, he said it was wrong on so many levels for his kind.  I personally think it is a tasty meal!

Loads of people indulge themselves with their own "me" show, so I might as well too.  There will be some serious elements to the site, I want it to be informative and supportive of people like me with mental health illnesses (thats the bit where everyone scarpers cos they are either sick of hearing about it or choose to be ignorant!!)

I best go and fix Cream Buns hair, he wants more sprinkles and a cherry on top!